Helicopter

Story submitted by Attaboy
Alright there is a Golfer a Baseball Player and s soldier from the navy. The golfer goes watch this and throws a golf ball out the side of the helicopter. They all laugh and the baseball player goes and throws a baseball, they all laugh at that to. The Soldier throws a live grenade and they all crack up.

they land and they come across a little girl crying with a c at in her hands. The golfer goes and says hey whats wrong with you. she says a golf ball hit my cat now its dead. they start to walk away then run . then they come across a boy crying. the baseball player sighs and says whats wrong with you Now. He says a baseball hit my dog now its dead they keep walking then they start to jog away.

After that they come across a little boy laugh so hard hes about to pee himself. they go whats wrong with you.HAHAHAHH i farted then my house blowup.

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